requested by anon
No its too hot to feel anything when our neighbor is the fucking sun.
Love is for weaklings who’ve never had to walk ten kilometres to school under the burning sun during dropbear mating season.
Why would you want love when you have Koalas. Koalas are better than love. Seriously, just look at them.
are you fucking kidding me koalas are the spawn of satan i’d rather wrestle with a crocodile
there’s no love, not while possums still exist
once I thought I felt something called love, but it turns out it was just a rib fracture from a kangaroo kicking me in the chest
Love’s not gonna get the shearing done, is it?